Iam.Whydon'tIdon'twanttoWangLiZhang?Hoe-scr-r-ritch,suchasimplecommonsensedonotunderstand:becauseIgirlsurnamedZhang!
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Mydaughterisalwaystooshortforme.Infact,I'monlyalittlebitshorterthanthefamousbasketballsuperstarYaoMing.Howmuchisthat?Hey,it's60centimeters
Youaskmewhatisspecial?Notwithyou,Ihavealotofexpertise,themostproudofmeissingingand100meterdash
Isayfirsttenorsinging.Thatisathiefisgood,haslongbeenfamousglobal!Whohauntedplaceshavehiredmetosing.Ijustsingoneortwowords,nomatterhowterribletheghostwillimmediatelykoutubaimolyingontheground,dearGod,whowasapoordevilmybeautifulvoicetodeath!
Besidesthe100meterdash.IoftencarryoutintensecompetitionintheEastplaygroundandtwoworldfamousChinesefemalesprintathletes,althoughtiredmyleftlegfracturerightlegcramps,butIfearthestrong,hereyesclosedalltheway,everytimewithexcellentperformancewonthethirdyouwanttoknowwhattheyare!GoodplayersandIplaytogether?
BeforeItellyou,youcantaketohelpgood,becausetheirfameistoobig,Ifearthatstartlesyou.Pleasetakealookaround,seewhodidnotholdanyonewhohasn't?Sit?QuicklyremindthemthatitisnotajokeAndthisisamajoreventinhumanlife!Wemustseriouslylisten,whoarenotallowedtolaugh.Ireallywanttosay,Iwanttosaynow,Isayagain,ifanyonewasscaredsillyI'mirresponsible!ThenIwilltellyou,thesetwofamousathletesah,oneismywife,mydaughterisa!!